Monthly Archives: November 2006

I have found the voice (and face) of my inner rage.

This is Bob. Bob is angry. Bob puts to video the anger inside me that is brought on by the insipid society we live in today. Don’t believe me and want to see for yourself? Fine. Let’s all go Drinking … Continue reading

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If my life was a reality tv show…

I would win a major award. Kinda like a leg lamp. The drama is so thick I need cleaver to cut through it. Today is the family photo… man your battle stations!

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Is the holiday over yet? Oh it hasn’t started.

Holidays bug the shit out of me. I just want you to know that. You can only have so much sunshine blown up your ass before you lapse into a coma and drool on yourself. I really could go for … Continue reading

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Beer Goggles scientifically proven

An = number of units of alcohol consumed S = smokiness of the room (graded from 0-10, where 0 clear air; 10 extremely smoky) L = luminance of ‘person of interest’ (candelas per square metre; typically 1 pitch black; 150 … Continue reading

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Adventures of the Red Tagged Oven

It’s nothing new when my landlord blows off fixing anything at my place or at least use some ghetto method of repair. We’re still waiting on a 3rd repair of the cheap tracks our closet uses (the original order was … Continue reading

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Podcamp Pittsburgh recap

Spoon’s Podcamp gallery | Pictures from Podcampers on Flickr Back in 1994 when I built my first web page at Pitt I knew I was onto something. I wasn’t sure how to explain it but it was a feeling that … Continue reading

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site update. you can blame Podcamp Pittsburgh

I attended Podcamp Pittsburgh this past weekend and needless to say, the way I look at blogging and podcasting has changed forever. I’ll write an overall review of the weekend soon but mmmmm yeah, I have a whole new strategy … Continue reading

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K-Fed, c-ya > Brit

Oh DAMN and it’s caught on camera too! That’s right, America’s favorite white trash couple split via text messaging. HAHAHAHA K-fed, it’s over. Normally I could give a rats ass about celeb couples splitting but this one is too good … Continue reading

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Caption this…

1) I’d look terrified if my dad has to work at Wal Mart now too. 2) Daddy just lost his job so now we can only afford one mansion. 3) Kids, we just enrolled you at Penn Hills. 4) Live … Continue reading

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Can’t I write myself in and be done with it?

For the first time in any election since class president during high school I have absolutely no idea who I’m voting for this evening. My father would say it simply “vote your party, it’s not hard.” It is when your … Continue reading

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more driving problems

This gem was taken in Cranberry this past weekend. This bumbass was holding up traffic for awhile as it wreaked havoc on 228. It was this vehicle that made me decide that I need to make a Pisspoor Pittsburgh Driving … Continue reading

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The insanity continues…

This is from last night on 279 North. Same scene as before. When will you people frigging learn! The reason why we have traffic problems on the goddamn interstate is because of YOU! Don’t even get me started about driving … Continue reading

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Penguins are the best team in town! Suck it yinzers!

I know it’s only 10 games into the season so I’m savoring the time I have with us on top but it is nice to look at all of those miserable Yinzer Nation fools moping around. That’s right buddy, HOCKEY … Continue reading

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