My name is spoon and I’m an addict…

to KITTY HUFFING!


The orange ones fuck you up real good.

Kitten huffing is a great alternative to normal street drugs and vitamins. It is well known that ingesting kittens has its side effects, so please, don’t huff more than two or three a day. Kitten-related human fatalities are no joke.

The technique that works the best tends to be the ‘cupped hands approach’. This technique, developed by Santa Claus, quote, “…gets you high as a motherfucker!”

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