I read this the other day and am still laughuing about it.
KEVIN: So, I just heard on BET â€¦ youâ€™re all pregnant and shit?
BRITNEY: Yeah, four months! Iâ€™m so excited yâ€™all.
KEVIN: Oh good. I thought you were just getting fat. Am I the father?
BRITNEY: Of course silly! Unless itâ€™s Pat Oâ€™Brienâ€™s? But Iâ€™m pretty sure itâ€™s totally yours.
KEVIN: [Nervous laughter] So, like, do you know how to raise a baby?
BRITNEY: Donâ€™t you have like two or three already?
KEVIN: I guess.
BRITNEY: Donâ€™t worry. Itâ€™ll be fun yâ€™all.
KEVIN: Okay. We should like â€¦ buy some magazines?
BRITNEY: [Concerned] False tabloids?
KEVIN: No, magazines about babies and shit.
BRITNEY: Oh, OK! Good idea! Hey, do you have a Marlboro Light?
KEVIN: Didnâ€™t you quit?
BRITNEY: Oh yeah. Bummer. Oooh I think I feel it kicking!
KEVIN: No babe, thatâ€™s just the Taco Bell kicking in.