My crotch smells like beef barley soup

This morning as I was getting out of my car at work, I picked up my lunch bag and apparently the lid on my soup wasn’t on tight enough… *WOOSH* all over my lap and soaking into my jeans. I’m left thinking “how the hell do I fix this one?”. Then it hit me. “Hey dumbass… there’s snow on the ground. It may be cold but at least you won’t look like a bladder problem.” And it did work. Well for now anyways. Most of it “washed” out but damnit now all I smell is soup… and the gyro left in my trashcan. What bums me out even more is the fact that I was REALLY looking forward to the soup. It had shrooms in it. *sighs* I have to go christmas shopping tonight. I think it’s time for a new pair of jeans.

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5 Responses to My crotch smells like beef barley soup

  1. Melissa says:

    Yummy! Anyway sorry about that hun. It’ll be ok I promise.

  2. Angela says:

    It’s good that you can laugh at yourself… it’s even better that we can laugh at you!

  3. Stacey says:

    Good use of snow! I wouldn’t have thought of that.

  4. Griff says:

    “Soup Crotch” doesn’t have quite the same ring as “Cricket Crotch”…..but would it make your dad as angry?

  5. Drew says:

    Hey Spoon,
    Bring a salad with you next time so you don’t smell like alpo. Besides, it isn’t the first burning sensation that you have had in your crotch.

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