This morning as I was getting out of my car at work, I picked up my lunch bag and apparently the lid on my soup wasn’t on tight enough… *WOOSH* all over my lap and soaking into my jeans. I’m left thinking “how the hell do I fix this one?”. Then it hit me. “Hey dumbass… there’s snow on the ground. It may be cold but at least you won’t look like a bladder problem.” And it did work. Well for now anyways. Most of it “washed” out but damnit now all I smell is soup… and the gyro left in my trashcan. What bums me out even more is the fact that I was REALLY looking forward to the soup. It had shrooms in it. *sighs* I have to go christmas shopping tonight. I think it’s time for a new pair of jeans.