Monthly Archives: December 2004

VH1’s Top 40 LEAST Metal Moments

VH1’s Least Metal Moments… Ok, so I can agree with most of these but what makes this show less metal is the fact that every commercial break has at LEAST 2 feminine product commercials. Come on now… show me the … Continue reading

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Movie Theater Forgets It’s Role as Babysitter.

I heard about the huge brawl at Loews on Christmas and just sighed. Being a former Customer Service Ushering Engineer at Tinseltown back in the 90’s I couldn’t help but think of all the patrons we’d beat up while wearing … Continue reading

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Rest in Peace Briscoe

“Law & Order” star Jerry Orbach has died of prostate cancer at 69, a representative of the show said Wednesday. Orbach died Tuesday night in Manhattan after several weeks of treatment, Audrey Davis of the public relations agency Lippin Group … Continue reading

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My crotch smells like beef barley soup

This morning as I was getting out of my car at work, I picked up my lunch bag and apparently the lid on my soup wasn’t on tight enough… *WOOSH* all over my lap and soaking into my jeans. I’m … Continue reading

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1000th Moblog Picture!

Took exactly 13 months but the 1000th moblog image has been posted to my textamerica.com account. A “Moblog” is a mobile weblog (like a blog but usually the content is pictures from a camera phone). Images were captured with a … Continue reading

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Steelers win 2004 AFC North title!

The Steelers’ 11th consecutive victory (17-6 over the NY Jets) ran their record to 12-1 and clinched the AFC North Division championship. Game photo gallery

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I Am Mine…

The selfish, they’re all standing in line Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time Me, I figure as each breath goes by I only own my mind The north is to south what the clock is to time There’s east … Continue reading

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Motley “Mutha Fuckin” Crue! Coming Back in ’05

“Mötley Crüe: Red White & Crüe Tour 2005…Better Live Than Dead” tour has been announced in support of the upcoming new Anthology Album. For more details on track listing and concert dates check out http://www.motleycrue.com/pr_2004-12-06.html Pittsburgh date is sometime in … Continue reading

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Happy 6th Spoonniversity, Pittsburgh

6 years ago today I blessed you fuckers with my presence for good, started my professional IT career and haven’t left. Buy me a cake. Lots have changed over the last 6 years and only a few things carry regrets. … Continue reading

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Gas Prices a year ago…

Taken from: http://the-spoon.textamerica.com/?r=211250

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Damn it’s good to be in Pittsburgh

Pittsburgh Panthers (8-3) – 2004 Big East Champions. Playing Utah on 1/1/2005 at the Fiesta Bowl. 8:30PM Pittsburgh Steelers (11-1) – The streak continues for Big Ben. Winning his first 10 starts as a rookie QB. 1 steelers win and … Continue reading

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What’s with the blog?

I’m in the process of upgrading the code due to security flaws in the previous code. Things should be back to normal as of Monday so bare with me jagoffs *hehe* The old template should be back soon also.

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Baby Got Back!

Thanks to NBA riot starter Token, up in Detroit, for making my friday with this image. I think i’ll go stab myself in the eyes with a hot poker now. This pic is starting to blow up over the Net … Continue reading

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Have you hugged your Spatula Mundani today?

This is a surgical instrument devised by London surgeon John Woodall to treat severe cases of constipation. This life-threatening condition was thought by Woodall to be a result of scurvy. But it is more likely the result of taking large … Continue reading

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