Interview with the spoon pt2 After almost a 2yr hiatus for spazboy which has been spent in seclusion as protest against the NHL lockout(he was really in jail), our fearless reporter and office nag has returned with another edition of his in-famous (that means more than famous Dusty) journal of randomness. Just moments before the famous utensil leaves for the Pens/Canadians game, Spazboy sneaks into spoon's house for a quick interview.

	Blhablhablhablhablh Hi spoon. wanna wrassle?
Spoon	WHAT THE HELL!
Spaz	I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
Spoon	Who are you? Why are you wearing that mask?
Spaz	It's me *fwop* SPAZBOY! A bunch of monkeys got loose in the pen and started to play Danny Boy on my face with a plunger, some pencils, Mach 3 razors, Sea Shell clock from St Lucia and duct tape. Oh yeah and shoved a road flare up my...
Spoon	STOP! Right there. I don't want to know.
Spaz	up my antique cottage cheese bust of Abe Vigoda. What did you think I was gonna say?
Spoon	Hey dude, I have a restraining order. Back the fuck up before I call in The MAV!
Spaz	the wha?
Spoon	you know who I mean. I thought you were in jail?
Spaz	*spit* naw I licked that *snort* place a few months ago. Busted out with Cliffy Yablonski.
Spoon	hey, I said step back. I have a tazer gun.
Spaz	aight bitch
Spoon	you've gotten pretty cocky since being locked up in the joint for rubbin up on the Queen's leg. So what do you want? I have a Pens game to get to.
Spaz	*gurgle* chokers
Spoon	Chokers? naw, they're just adjusting. Like you know anything about hockey.
Spaz	Do they still have those mmmmm dancers?
Spoon	Yeah but Julie isn't back. There's a new one. You should check out Jamie. WOW! I'll see them all in a few if you'd get the hell out of my way.
Spaz	Whatever married boy. What's up with that? You and Lushie? Who woulda thunk...
Spoon	The wedding went perfect. Some rain but none of the family issues we anticipated. The day was perfect. Honeymoon in St Lucia was even better. I have pics from the bachelor party posted also. Good times. Oh yeah... well you see we really don't like each other but my mom said that I couldn't get married until i was 30 because that's what my brother did so we saw that as a challenge. I turn 30 in Feb so we won this round. Honestly Lushie lives out west on a emu farm with her singing bush.
Spaz	Dude you have issues. *ZOIK*
Spoon	Have YOU looked at yourself lately?
Spaz	So what else are you working on these days?
Spoon	Well since we're still coming off the honeymoon high I've been working on a Grillin section for the site and then I'll... *sniff* what's that smell? Did you
Spaz	ge ge ge ge ge ge ge oops i pooped
Spoon	Jesus Christ on a crutch! *PUNCH* *ZAP*
Spaz	Does this mean you won't be my secret santa?
Spoon	I will KILL you. Ever taste like burning? I'm a gremmie outa control!
Spaz	EEEEEEEEEEEK! Time to scoot!
Spoon	NOT ON MY FLOOR!