Interview with the spoon

This erie, pa native has entertained websurfers for years with superunknown.com and his SpoonCAM. After a brief hiatus he's about to release the latest version of his site which promises more fun for the whole dysfunctional family. Spazboy caught up with spoon in his Pittsburgh, PA office. This is his story...

	Blhablhablhablhablh Hi spoon. wanna wrassle?
Spoon	For the love of GOD man, what the bloddy hell is on your face!
Spaz	BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!
Spoon	Ok jackass. Make it quick I have an important call with the State Store soon.
Spaz	*mumbles and spits*
Spoon	yer an ass.
Spaz	nuh uh
Spoon	yeah huh
Spaz	nuuuuh uh
Spoon	yeaaaaaaaaaaah huh INFINITY
Spaz	damn. Ok, so what's goin on
Spoon	Well i'm in the process of a superunknown.com redesign. I was talking to the F2-Sign Guy about his website and some ideas. Designs for myself just started flowing with what i could do for myself. Over the years i had let the site dwindle into a place to store a ton of crap. It was nothingness.
Spaz	That's not a real word... nothingness... you made it up.
Spoon	I'm gonna #!&$* kill you.
Spaz	I have that on tape. I sense much anger in you jedi.
Spoon	Jedi??? you high boy? Ok what else?
Spaz	In one word describe where your inspiration comes from.
Spoon	intoxication
Spaz	damn drunk
Spoon	want your ass beat sweater boy? Seriously, most of my ideas come when i'm out with the guys drinking a Rolling Rock or Labatt Blue. Good stuff i tell ya. Beer makes you more aware of the humor around you. Plus it makes you strong. Screw milk. The only thing better is a shot of Jager or my own specialty, the "Commodore Spoon".
Spaz	you can't kick that high cricket crotch
Spoon	*WHAP* *THUD* HA! nice aqua sweatpants.
Spaz	we're not done yet... I'll be back

Coming eventually... part II