Monthly Archives: April 2005

Mesa notches 300th save in Pirates 2-0 win

Pirates closer Jose Mesa throws in the nineth inning against the Houston Astros this past Wednesday in Pittsburgh. Mesa notched his eighth save of the season and became the 19th reliever in Major League History to reach the 300 career … Continue reading

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Surviving 111 – A benefit for Bob Annal

http://visitdmaland.com/surviving111/ Scroll down a few stories and you’ll see the story on my good bud Silent Bob. His brother Dave (F2SignGuy) is having a benefit for him Thursday May 12 at Atria’s on RT19 in Wexford. The prize of the … Continue reading

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Ooohhhhhh! My ovaries!

I hate this time of year. Really, I do. Most people get bad congestion or other shit with their sinuses because of the change of season and what do I get? fuckin migraines. On top of the stress of getting … Continue reading

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Help Silent Bob and feel good in the COCKils of your heart

Early yesterday morning my good friend Silent Bob lost everything in a fire that wiped out his apartment complex. Everyone made it out safe but are left with very little. If possible, we are asking for donations for Bob to … Continue reading

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Tonight’s Apprentice product made for Staples

http://www.staples.com/Catalog/Browse/Sku.asp?PageType=1&Sku=597003 Can someone tell me how the hell this thing is supposed to fit on a desk? It was better than that fugly flip desktop thing. Being a former Staples employee all i have to say is WOOT!

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DATELINE: Pittsburgh

Home of the 04-05 Stanley Cup Cha… wait, scratch that. April 20, the Hippie holiday also known as 420, has finally passed. A day when potheads around the world lay on the couch, smoke some pot and watch cartoons all … Continue reading

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it’s April 20th (420)… FUCK YOU HIPPIES

I hate hippies. Seriously. Nothing pisses me off more than hippies. What’s worse is dating them let alone living with them. You start smelling like their incence and your I.Q. level starts a steep decline into the abyss known and … Continue reading

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Straight Outta Compton… BIATCH!

http://www.ni9e.com/ This is the entire N.W.A. Straight Outta Compton album edited down into just the “explicit” content. Thanks to Hooter for sending me this one.

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We have a new Pope!

http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe/04/19/pope.tuesday/index.html

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When you’re sliding into first and you feel something burst…

Woke up this morning to Lushie saying “holy shit, there’s a multicolored toilet on his porch. I dont even think that’s a porch… it’s more of a platform.” This is why I love my neighborhood. Every Sunday it’s like waking … Continue reading

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Pregnancy 101 For The Federlines

Via: Doubleviking I read this the other day and am still laughuing about it. KEVIN: So, I just heard on BET … you’re all pregnant and shit? BRITNEY: Yeah, four months! I’m so excited y’all. KEVIN: Oh good. I thought … Continue reading

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BaseBRAWL

While I HATE the Yanks and Gary Sheffield I must say that the fan was at fault in this one. It hurts to say but thankfully Gary didn’t start an NBA brawl at this one. I watched the game and … Continue reading

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I’m having a productive day.

This is a lil sumthin i made for our friends over at http://mobrules.textamerica.com Today’s entertainment is how many ways to abuse Beeker from the Muppets.

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As a sidenote to below

This is why parents need to get some balls and tell their kids no instead of being a bunch of pussies and giving into everything they whine for. Quit being so damn soft before they become even bigger whiners. I … Continue reading

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Rum, Bad Baseball, Drunk Neighbors and Golf

First par of the season Sounds like a fun weekend doesn’t it? Here’s the recap: Friday night: Mrs. and aI stayed up to watch the Pirates game, grill some kabobs and drink some beer. Saturday: We went to Ian’s 5th … Continue reading

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The TA Governor of Pennsylvania – Spoon

To view the rest of your TA government officials go to http://taland.textamerica.com/ As of this morning I have started my reign in office as Textamerica.com‘s Governor of moblogs In Pennsylvania. I will uphold the integrity of this office while moblogging … Continue reading

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